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Riding a rollercoaster

I don't normally read about troubled teenagers

I don't normally read about troubled teenagers

About half-way through the book I’ve just read, the sixteen-year-old protagonist finds himself in Austen, Texas, at a crossroads in some very absurd proceedings. I say absurd because this wretched individual manages to get himself in very deep shit, his life rocketing from bad to terrible with comic speed.

I wouldn’t normally want to read about the adventures of a troubled teenager, but the fact that this book won the 2003 Booker Prize, the Bollinger Wodehouse Everyman Prize for Comic Fiction, and the first novel award in the 2003 Whitbread Awards, and the only other readable thing in my universe at the time was a webcam manual, I gave it a shot.

Getting back to the crossroads in Austen, it was at that point in the book when I became utterly hooked. I stopped reading, stared at the ceiling and tried to work out where the hell the author was going to go with the narrative. He’d set the main character brilliantly, constructed the background of a painfully sad parochial Texan town in cringe-worthy detail, and had all the extras set and ready to go. But where?

The story was poised to go anywhere and—totally sucked in—I would follow it blindly. I was so into it that if someone had attempted any form of book theft at that point, the ramifications would have been of global proportions.

Some things stand out like dog's balls

Some things stand out like dog's balls

It was also late and I had to head for bed, presenting me with a tangible dilemma. We keep books out of the bedroom as a matter of course, so how to safeguard my reading material? I slept easy after I’d hidden the book and left my new iPhone, laptop, and a wad of cash in plain sight to deter any burglars from looking too hard for it. Yes, it was that good.

Where a book’s heading is usually bubbling away in the back of my mind as I read—a writer’s thing, I guess. But, for all of us, the thread of the story is critical to its readability and, therefore, its credibility. Insane things may happen in the story, but you want to believe they can, don’t you? A bad story line can snap you back to reality very quickly. It’s jarring, much like a ytpo appearing, or a lack of continuity becoming glaringly obvious. Yes, those editing slips jump out like dog’s thingies and can really spoil a good read.

It took me on a rollercoaster ride

It took me on a rollercoaster ride

So, where was this particular story going? The one in the book, I mean. It could go anywhere and did. And from a writer’s perspective, I had oodles of ideas of where it was headed —all wrong. I was on tenterhooks right up to the last word. The author had built such a strong and versatile platform that he reached out, grabbed me, and took me on a rollercoaster ride. Now that’s good writing.

If you haven’t worked it out, the book is Vernon God Little by Australian born author, DBC Pierre (Peter Finlay).

Food for thought

Trials and tribulations of my characters

Trials and tribulations of my characters

Well, I have been remiss. And thanks to all those wonderful people out there who’ve reminded me that nothing fresh has appeared here for a while. I’d like to (and will) protest that my recent lack of blogging steam has been the result of a fascinating book project. This is, I’ll add, resulting in a fascinating book—a best-seller, no doubt. But you’ll have to take my word for that.

Of course, I could have plonked myself down in front of the screen after a hard day’s words and managed something to fill this space, but I’ve been knackered and all I’ve wanted to do is settle down with a book for an hour’s unwinding before sleep.

Reading is my process of defragging. Like a magic carpet,

Sharing my mindwaves

Sharing my mindwaves

it takes my mind away from the deep (and sometimes dark) trials and tribulations of my characters, giving the springs and cogs of creativity time to huff, puff, and wheeze into a peaceful standstill. The alternative is to try and sleep on a bed of a thousand thoughts, but when I’ve done that, I’ve found that those errant mindwaves aren’t necessarily confined to my head, but tend to ping noisily around the room, disturbing my wife’s precious drift into dreamland.

So, what does a ghostwriter read? Just about everything under the sun, in my experience. There are certainly books I wouldn’t want to ’fess up to having read, and plenty I just can’t get into. But there’s an aspect of reading that I do want to share, and that’s the discovery that a particular author one’s stumbled across, and enjoyed immensely, has a host of previously published works. It’s like finding a veritable gold mine.

Start with The Eyre Affair

Start with The Eyre Affair

A recent blog mentioned Jasper Fforde and his whacky novel, Shades of Grey. I was discussing this book with an extremely bright, young someone a couple of weeks ago when she told me that Mr Fforde had written a plethora of crazy and absurd books. She described them as silly books for intelligent people. I’d prefer to omit that she looked at me sideways at this point, no doubt gauging whether I was intelligent, but my honesty prevails.

The books she recommended were the Thursday Next series, a wonderful romp through literature as we’ll never know it. The wonderful thing about reading Ms Next’s adventures is that it doesn’t really matter how much in-depth knowledge of literature (good and bad) the reader has in order to enjoy them. There’s something for everyone.

Those who’ve read the books will know exactly what I mean when I say that you sink into the pages line by line—the write stuff for an overworked brain looking for something to hang a grapple to. Give them a go—get lost in a good book.

Oh, and try really hard to read them in order, starting with The Eyre Affair.